A Horse Named Bill

Oh I had a horse and his name was Bill
And when he ran, he couldn’t stand still
He ran away one day
And also I ran with him

He ran so fast he could not stop
He ran into a barbershop
Fell exhaustionized, with his eye teeth
In the barber’s left shoulder

I had a gal and her name was Daisy
When she sang, the cat went crazy
With deliriums, St. Vituses
And all kinds of cataleptics

I went up in a balloon so big
The people on Earth looked like a pig
Like a mouse, like a caddydid
Like flyses and like fleases

What could you do in a case like that
What could you do but stamp on your hat
Or on your mother, on your toothbrush
And everything that’s helpless