I Love a Piano

I love a piano, I love a piano,
I love to hear somebody play
Upon a piano, a grand piano,
It simply carries me away.
I know a fine way to treat a Steinway,
I love to run my fingers o’er the keys, the ivories,
And with the pedal, I love to meddle,
When Paderewski comes this way,
I’m so delighted if I’m invited
To hear that long-haired genius play,
So you can keep your fiddle and your bow,
Give me a P-I-A-N-O, oh, oh,
I love to stop right beside an upright,
Or a high-toned baby grand.